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Venus turned her cheek when I went in for the kiss last night. I think she's been sneaking off with Mars again.

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Apparently my magnetic field is a little weak. My trainer says I gotta start pumping iron!

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four and a half billion times around the sun, but I'm not bored! fasten your seat belts, here we go again!

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Northern Hemisphere finally getting a little love from the Sun. ☺

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did I get drunk and make it snow in new orleans??? dang, that was some party over at Venus' house.

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It's funny how American people and North Atlantic dolphins are each having their elections at the same time.

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☼ Sun says y'all better leave me alone! She don't take kindly to people sayin' they're gonna drill her baby.

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Times are tough. Fell behind on the mortgage. Might have to move to a cheaper orbit.

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the people all over me are nervous. but the cockroaches are calm.

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i'm too sexy for my atmosphere

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getting hot on top

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Nice day today. At least on part of me.