EvanShmylok

MinnesOHtAH... eh? DUDE, OMG, NO WAY

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

Going to class on Friday is kind of like wearing a condom.. You know you should, but it feels SOOOOOOO much better if you don't #RawDogginIt

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

Postgaming the club dub party listening to one of the greatest musical pieces of the century http://t.co/ddENqPcY #beautiful #sanduskyworthy

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

@JayhawkCafe Piss test today, the doctor found it strange that my piss was green and glowing like liquid plutonium #Failed #AtomicBombs #THM

[The Hawk @JayhawkCafe]

I feel like we need at least one good "Fuck Missouri" chant tonight at the bar. Can we make this happen guys? We can? Awesome, thanks.

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

Club Dub @JayhawkCafe tonight..? Myself covered in glowing body paint, and smothered in bitches? #ThingsThatMakeMeThinkNastyThoughts

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

@brettb13 Club Dub at @JayhawkCafe tonight.. I BET THE RANCH DOESN'T HAVE GLOW IN THE DARK BODY PAINT #GettinRaunchy #BoomBoomRoom

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

Club Dub at @JayhawkCafe tonight? Perfect excuse to break out the neon man-kini and slather my body with glowing paint! #GettinRaunchy

[EvanShmylok @FakeEvanHylok]

Woke up with my first tattoo.. who the hell is LaShonda? #DollarNight