Fat Amy

I call myself Fat Amy so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back. *Parody account*

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RT @ZachSocial: How dinosaurs went extinct #BigCatBigHouse @stoolpresidente @KFCBarstool

[Fat Amy @FakeFatAmy]

When you know your man is a true hero

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My love life:

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me as a parent on halloween

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when someone is crying and ur just like

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i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

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school tomorrow

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me in the morning

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my stress level right now

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when I pass a Taco Bell

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friendship goals

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somewhere in an alternate universe...

[Fat Amy @FakeFatAmy]

rt if this slice of pizza is hotter than you

[Fat Amy @FakeFatAmy]

it’s almost 2015 and food can still make you fat.

get it together science

[Fat Amy @FakeFatAmy]

that awkward moment when Blake Lively's pregnant body is better than my body

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me when i see pizza

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when u try to even out your eye liner

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I need this in my room

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having a salad for dinner tn

[Fat Amy @FakeFatAmy]

am i ready for Monday?