Fake Fever Coach

I'm just a Fake Fever Coach working super hard in the Fake Fever Coaches' Office (FCO).

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

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[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

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Perhaps this is because many coaches can’t do this themselves as they “lose their cool” when a call goes against them.

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

Of the aspects of sport that gets promoted as reasons to participate, like developing teamwork, exercise, etc., one that is criminally underrepresented is the emphasis to be able to control *ALL* your actions and words in highly stressful situations.

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

@kdubsultimate @UWElement @pbultimate will no longer give out the number 1600 in honor of @wimastyle

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

@CLE_Smokestack How’d you do vs Thumper and Ca$h?

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

In the first half of the men’s final, Brown has thrown for 9 goals to only 2 for UNC...

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

@Ultiworldlive @FeverUltimate if that half was an hbo show, it’d have been called Game of Runs @deannaball

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

@pbultimate When nationals is in Austin, TX, @pbultimate wins the region. @Ultiworld

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

@pbultimate First time Leadbelly was in Stanford Invite was 2002.

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

How dedicated is your team? If someone offered them $1MM to *not* play on the team and focus on something else would they stay and play? (This is known as the “Fever Test” when we coordinate with parents make these seemingly real offers.)

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

Kavanaugh is such a liar. To “boof” means to drop a disc and Devil’s Triangle is the drill where you cut back and forth receiving passes and then turning to throw to in cuts then deep cuts.

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

Reminder: new walk-on meeting tonight. To find go past our offices with the Fever weight room on your right. You’ll pass the Fever training pool on the left. Go through our indoor practice fields we’ll be meeting in the Fever Rec area next to the Fever 3D virtual reality sim lab

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Congrats to @oshadega for getting his athletic and entertainment complex going. I thought it was going to have more ultimate fields though?! https://t.co/jfb6mLgKsL

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

@Ultiworld @bamasecs How would this Olympic gold medalist fair on the field? (Small push off but the @theAUDL ref missed it. Oh well, at least game kept moving with no stoppage) https://t.co/t9yIjgx5lI

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Easy money 💰 @alliseeisgold

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@gwenambler @SuperflyUlti Many are breathing a sigh of relief this wasn’t a release of tournament party video on YouTube. Luckily the Fever coaching staff was home studying game film even back then, so wasn’t worried at all.

[Fake Fever Coach @FakeFeverCoach]

“I would have thrown the hammer for the score, but it was 2-2 so couldn’t risk it”
“I just hucked it into coverage because we were down 0-2 and had nothing to lose” https://t.co/bLJzWAgfTh

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@pbultimate Congrats Lead!