Fake Fred Glass

Not really the Athletic Director at Indiana University. I run the circus on 17th St. 24Sports, 1000Schemes.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

@FakeCoachWilson IUPD just released their 11-point traffic plan for Saturday's game:
C-L-U-S-T-E-R-F-U-C-K.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Watching Maryland and was reminded why I passed on this idea. http://t.co/TVoo2yu #IconicFashionFauxPas

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Sent Babs & the kids home. I'm off to the Red Garter with K-Dub to see some pussies that are actually worth the price of admission.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Would anybody like to ask me again about my decision not to promote this game?

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

#WonTheDay #LostTheNight

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Bikini tops & beer bongs in the LOS lot. IU tailgates #WinTheDay.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

@PizzaX Nah, give that stoner his due with the #ChronicBlackPXCup. Plus, it'll give the kids something easier to piss in than a beer bottle.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Hey, @PizzaX, do you know how many goddamn #ChronicBlackPXCup our crew will have to pick up next Saturday night? #PlzDontTurnTheRedLotBlack

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

@FakeCoachWilson Get me those NOLA bounce DJ's ASAP because this fucking shit has got to go http://t.co/SRHXhh9 #MarketingRemixFail

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

@DustinDopirak @Swifty31 I need another fucking marketing genius around here like Tommy needs another Diet Coke.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Pardon me for asking but what the fuck are the #VMAs? #VeryMagnificentAsses? #VirginsMakingAdjustments? #ViralMarketingAssociates???

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Babs is dragging me to church again. I guess another week in which I don't have to spend K-Dub's bail money is cause for thanks & prayers.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Just showed the aussie #iufb's ticket sales #'s. K-Dub got the green light to chew as many R.A.'s asses as he chooses this fall #WinTheDorm

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

K-Dub loves to call the guys dressed in blue his "slapdick smurfs" RT @jfgray Good footage from last night's scrimmage. http://t.co/jplp78B

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

A bunch of marketing geniuses over here now. K-Dub wants to use the bucket to play sink the biz with Ek for a Nick's halftime promotion.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Kevin Clark is always looking for new revenue streams. I think there's enough ass-gas from #CrockPotWednesdays to corner the methane market.

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

Praying that K-Dub doesn't hum Men At Work again. RT @KKatIU All-Staff meeting for Athletics Dept, special guest President McRobbie.

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@HoosierBaseball C'mon, Skip. Jared the Galleria of Jewelry. It's what gals say when they get a big new diamond. #TimeToStepOutOfTheManCave

[Fake Fred Glass @FakeFredGlass]

When they ask you, Skip, just tell them "he went to Jared." @HoosierBaseball