Grumbo 🍔

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

I continue to exist solely to piss people off

[chern_vo @chernovlosya]

Nothing more powerless than experiencing my console being called a "gaystation" and trying to respond by calling theirs "sexbox"

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Sometimes I wish I got a gig where I had to transfer a large panel of glass across a street while someone else is in a car chase

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Classic ways to be beaten:
To a pulp
Senseless
Within an inch of your life
Over the head
Handily

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

My styling rules for my camo pants are like this:
Camo pants + tank top= cool stylish look

Camo pants+ sleeveless shirt= redneck, Mater from cars, duck dynasty appreciator.

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Getting a stable attention span when I was finally prescribed Adderall revealed to me that there are actually a lot of things I'd describe as "attention traps"

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

The warning label "fun to play with, but not to eat" was def made for kids like me growing up

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Why are there so many cereal commercials where the premise is that one character isn't allowed to have the cereal

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Playing a puzzle game in front of your friends can be dangerous because if you get stuck on any puzzle they think you're a knuckle dragging moron

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Rough morning. Woke up with the Teachers Pet theme song stuck in my head

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

I answered 2 of those surveys companies send out with "how are we doing" and "any suggestions" and both times my suggestions got implemented the very next month. 😤😤😤

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Anytime I'm at the gym and someone asks me a question I always say "eh, wha?" In the exact cadence of the professor

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

If I was suddenly a billionaire I'd use my money to force all my friends to quit their jobs and move to a company town I made in Wyoming to compete in Esports tournaments

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Overwatch feels like such an anomaly with voice actors because they're not doing an anime dub type of voice that's in practically every game now

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Why tf did i think this song was from 2006

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

How it feels to play OW2 as a noob in 2026 and have a good time

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Me watching a video of Fred and he screams and it's funny

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Friends caught me laughing my ass off to old Fred videos

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Why did he pull out his little let's player? 😭

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Finally get to watch Iron Lung today.

[Grumbo 🍔 @FakeGrumbo]

Finally get to watch Iron Lung today.