FakeJimBowlin

FAN/PARODY ACCOUNT: Fake conservative. Disingenuous grifter. Came in an embarrassing third place in the primary. Lost my own home city.

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

I am proactively removing my name from consideration as MO Attorney General. My sights are set on the gub'nership.

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Thought I'd have a little fun-blocked the real Jimbo. I know he transits by here all the time to see what's happening. Hope he's enjoying exile, knowing that he couldn't even win his own municipality in the primary. Ouch!!

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Why didn't I think of this? Could have saved so much time with those pesky detractors. #livewildwood

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

Mayor Skip Hall of Surprise, AZ has a constituent arrested during a city council meeting for openly complaining about how much specific city employees are being paid

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Thank you to all the people who know the real Jim Bowlin is a fraud. Our work here is done for a while, until (if) he decides to become a public figure again. Go back home, Jim. Be a terror to the people who choose to be around you. Get help. #bowlinformissouri #livewildwood

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

just got back from a real swingin' "party" in the Grove. What did I miss? @MoSenateGOP

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@ElonMNews A. Yes

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@NilesStephens @DavidGregoryMO @MarkHarderMO @MissouriGOP @STLGOP @MOFreedomCaucus @971FMTalk @NewstalkSTL @CityofWildwood @ChesterfieldCH @benKeath Shut up, man! Just stop...I've got my hands full dealing with people now knowing I'm part of the LGBTQ+ community.

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@NilesStephens @JamesMNHarris @jimbowlin David Gregory should retaliate by using my first name before I changed it, Jim Daniels. Then people can wonder why I changed my name...

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@WildwoodFred @DavidGregoryMO The lows to which I will sink are legendary. I am lower than the most ancient frog $h(T on the bottom of the New Jersey scum swamp.

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@WildwoodFred @MOHouseGOP @MissouriGOP @STLGOP @MOFreedomCaucus You just don't understand the Republican demographic I'm going for. I'm hitting it out of the park with the ones who want higher taxes, less free speech and are pro-LGBTQIA+++. Out. Of. The. Park.

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

The PAC that has been formed to support me lists an address that, I have to say, is perfectly emblematic of everything about me. 10283 Clayton Road, home to the "Neon Banana". #bowlinformissouri @MissouriGOP @MoSenateGOP

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Just a reminder of the good ol' days when I had power in Wildwood and would threaten police action against venues in other counties. Wait till I get to Jeff City!! https://t.co/HRhWFyejHw

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Ignore recent polling data putting me at less than 5%. It's all rigged. #bowlinformissouri #ssd15

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@WildwoodFred @dave_roland You should have gone to jail. Not because of the sign you put on your truck. No. Because you don't like me. Now THAT is a jail-able offense in the 'wood.

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

In one scene, this perfectly illustrates me. https://t.co/r0Xjnpd1KF

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

@WildwoodFred @johncombest_com @RareCamellia @MissouriGOP @STLGOP @MOFreedomCaucus The real Jim Bowlin has harassed people everywhere he goes. Ask any former coworker or employee or vendor. It's his trademark, and why he's often referred to as "Mayor Underwood". He's a joke...a sad, unsympathetic joke of a "man".

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Yo @johnrhancock I cannot believe that you did some research for me. I'm still laughing about that one. Don't do research on me tho! I've covered up everything about my life. Everything from my other names to how I've cheated people. #bowlinformissouri

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Surely the folks in the @MoSenateGOP know how smart I am? Nobody but nobody is smarter that this guy right here. I'm so smart that I have to keep reminding everyone I talk to about how smart I am. I also know more than anyone else about everything. #bowlinformissouri #ssd15

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

Now THIS is a style I can get behind. Have been looking for the summer version of my baggy khakis and oversized polos. Also, Max just absolutely hates it when I go without socks. #bowlinformissouri #ssd15 Also lovin the proliferation of parody accounts!

[FakeJimBowlin @FakeJimBowlin]

My secret to holding power: nobody likes to admit that they've been taken advantage of, for fear it makes them look stupid or somehow deserving if it. Goes double for crooks. Since the dupes and the crooks are my constituency, it tends to work for me. #bowlinformissouri #ssd15