FakeJohnathanElrod

I'm a rock star, web master, trick of all trades, rocking Drummer and just a really cool dude most days. part- time band director.

[FakeJohnathanElrod @FakeJohnathanEl]

So can we sue #DrFauci for malpractice? Asking for a friend.

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I told @FarrahElrod I wanted to go to a restaurant where they cook infront of you, so she brought me to subway, I love my wife.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday. #COVID19

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Life is all about taking risks, that's where you make the best memories. Pelzer Bilo, here I come, I need toilet paper bad. The soft kind. No mask, no gloves and no shirt. Taking a risk boss.

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I don't think I've ever used the word "coronavirus" as much as I have in the past month. My jaw hurts!

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Drinking alone last week
- depressing
- antisocial
- i "have a problem"

Drinking alone today at 11 am while watching my @PastorSJCamp preach to me online.
- conscientious
- courageous
- saving my dogs life

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@PastorSJCamp how’s its going Stevie, I miss leading worship with you at Winter Jam.

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Why is Cabela’s on woodruff road still open? Do they not care about the Coronavirus? Not good for business. #Cabelas #covid19 #creed #closeThedoors #gonnagetSICK Happy birthday momma, I love you, I just bought you a AR15. I hope I don’t get sick.

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I'm getting a pet monkey!

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Anybody want to bet me on the FSU/Clemson game? Got ten pigs and four goats I’ll put up on any bet. I got Clemson winning by 55. Vegas got it wrong 27, whatever, my tigers might score 75 on the old crimonoles. CU, up high and CU, down low, we are the TIGERS.

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In case you did not know.

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How to vent on Twitter, step 1. DON’T. We are all depressed broke and fat. Not just you.

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Why is the power out at Palmetto high? #HurricaneDorian I guess, go away

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If I’m telling you a story, be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because I can’t stay focused. I can’t help it. #ADD

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After I go to a cross county race. #winner

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BREAKING news: It turns out that Gamecocks (ex) QB, Jake Bentley, broke his foot in the 4th quarter by kicking his own ass.