Lyle

Pizza hater, Guinness crusher, Republican hair cut, cowboots and degeneracy. Go Bulls! Parody account, I part my hair the other way!

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@OldRowRadChicks USF

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@endofanerajc Hear me out, but what about Eyes Wide Shut? It’s definitely a Christmas movie.

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@LakinNicoleS What?? I thought you had a huge rock on your finger....

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@BeccaMitchhh Practice makes perfect...

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

I hired Donald Trump to fire people like Yovanovitch

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@endofanerajc Imagine “Kyle”, you’d probably laugh so hard you’d cry (due to hilarity or depression).

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@endofanerajc Lilly game is strong with you...

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@TaylorGourmet NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@coll3engeary Is this because you go to Arizona State?

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

@FakeKyleCotner will blow your parents’ house up with a rocket launcher

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@coll3engeary What about cowboy boots?

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@endofanerajc Slut PRAISE, not shame.

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@endofanerajc It’s Lyle, thank you.

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@endofanerajc Intern coordinator needs to give y’all some busy work or constituents need to make calls... okay sorry for the second suggestion. That’s too mean for anyone to suggest.

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@EnaFrljak I’m guessing... 0??

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@babyelleee Can I like this 1000 times???

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@notorious_exg So it’s good you rolled solo??

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@maddiebohlen #HotGirlPrivilege 🇺🇸 Love it.

[Lyle @FakeKyleCotner]

@maddiebohlen @a_sterggg #HotGirlPrivilege