Fake Tony La Russa

Not the manager of the St. Louis Cardinals

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I think the issue needing discussed is not that Adams shoved a fan, but why said fan, a grown man, brought a gloves to the game #STLCards

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Billy Hamilton slides to get uniform dirty in order to tell his mommy he "played" #STLCards

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Hamilton's speed must have gotten into Neshek's head #STLCards

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Obviously Matheny still suffering from past concussions. Using a useless ROOGY against a lefty.. bold strategy #STLCards

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By adding J. Curtis to the 40 man the #stlcards street cred goes goes up

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@RickyH49 The WS series was clenched on October 13, 2006 when So Taguchi took Wagner deep. Every other game was a formality. #stlcards

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Hey Mike, remember in 1996 when my #stlcards blew a 3-1 lead in the #nlcs, good times... Good times

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I feel like the rib they removed from Carpenter was the only thing standing between him and SLG .550 #stlcards

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No need to contact the doctor now #stlcards

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So concerning ED meds does one still need to call the Doc for erections lasting over four hours if the #stlcards are dominating the #nlcs ?

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I'd like to take this time to wish everyone a happy So Taguchi day, the originator of the #stlcards October comebacks!

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Waino better be loose with handies tonight #stlcards #wildcards

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Billy Butler looks like he'd fondle his sister at the drop of a hat #ASG #kcroyals

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@fakeLaRussa: All you #stlcards fans ready to see what asinine things I do in my final game? #ASG

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Getz outta here bitch #stlcards #kcroyals

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Where is So Taguchi when we need a huge hit against the Mets #stlcards #oct 13th 2006

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Considering Beltran got screwed everyone realizes this is a bullshit no hitter, right? #stlcards

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Fuck no hitters #stlcards

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I'm fairly sure I saw a tear in Blue's eye #stlcards

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@KingDonutI Greene's OPS is .770, that makes him one of the top hitting keystoners in the NL