FakeMarcellOzuna

plátanos maduros!

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@TabukiJones Yup

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@ufc if you don’t play @PlatinumPerry corner audio!!!!

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@racquelgoldy I got a $400 upgrade. Glasses.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@RazorBlaydes265 Fresh air. Sorry. Typo

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@RazorBlaydes265 Your Twitter is breath of greasy air my man!

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@ryanfagan Chipper Jones @braves . My mom was an avid fan even though we lived in Miami ! His fielding was phenomenal.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

My man @TheRock opens his eye in sea water when he dives in!

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@drumma022 @OfficialRezz @1043theshark Sweet

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@RazorBlaydes265 No joke. That was a clinic.

[Curtis Blaydes @RazorBlaydes265]

They might rename the twister the “Thug Nasty”

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@TheoVon dude when you said your brother wasn’t gay, but a good problem solver. Genius joke and honest.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@bisping just rewatched the GSP fight. Dude you are tough. Literally watched you’re face say “I’m not tapping, night!” When he had the choke. #respect

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

You think all them Arab ladies are kinda grinning RN.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

Coining the term “Donald Dollars” for this @realDonaldTrump stimulus package.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

Every time my wife says that it’s the dogs birthday I feel like she said that last week.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

@Lamborghini ‘s being driven in Miami are like watching $500 Japanese chefs knives being used as Phillips head screwdrivers. #StopSellingToMiami

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

Me at gas station pumping gas. Guy is giving the “eye” while he pumps gas with a plastic glove on. Also this guy....overweight as fuck and vaping. Them cheeseburgers gonna get you before that CoronaV

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

If you’ve ever lived in America I guarantee the words “I fucking hate Best Buy” were said at least once...... a visit.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

If you’ve ever given your dog bottled water I better not hear you complain about nothing.

[FakeMarcellOzuna @FakeMarcelOzuna]

That @SugaSeanMMA fight was like watching me vs @JonnyBones ie: no fair. Wow #UFC248livestream