FakeMarkDeal

Parody account of IU Director of Football Operations & Hall of Famer Mark Deal. If you have ever heard my answering machine you know I am Indiana Football.

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Bye weeks are stupid

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@IndyStarSports @ZachOsterman Of course not you idiot, why would our Mom’s want to see a picture of an Ohio State player #GetaClue

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@IndianaVB you guys need me to come show off my vertical jump? Hasn’t changed since ‘76

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For those worried about me, the answer is no, I’m not driving to Columbus to fight that bitch buckeye mascot... the wife took my car keys...

Watching “Mrs. Doubtfire” to calm my rage followed by some “Home Improvement” re-runs

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@RealJSchneid Glad to be back! And don’t forget the whiskey!!! Shit, make it a Triple!!!

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Ohio State University, where ‘low standards of human decency’ come to get lowered

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@JLuka574 @CoachSvarczkopf @IndianaFootball I still remember that SOB Michael Jackson moon walking during stretch with @FakeCoachWilson #ThatShitHappened (@OSUCoachKDub -> you know this is true)

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@IndianaFootball You didn’t get me “Ultimate Warrior” sprinting the IU flag into the stadium, don’t worry, there’s plenty more where that came from

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Okay @FakeFredGlass I heard you, “no fighting the male cheerleaders” during warm ups” blah blah blah whatever #IUFB

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@bigAAR I’m pissed off that you even QUESTION THIS FOR A SECOND!!!!!! AhajjsueowjwbxjAHHAJAIAOAO$!!&@@

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Just got to the Adam Replogle wedding, going to see if we can get an impromptu Oklahoma Drill like the good old days with Sliger, Larry Black and Mark Murphy

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@CoachAllenIU you think we’ll be the #1 or #2 seed for the playoff? And should I pack three pairs of swim trucks or just two? I’m asking for the weight room guys

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5-7 Indiana puts 50+ on 11-1 Georgia. I don’t see a team in the SEC that gets passed midfield against us.

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@IUJGray @PHLYphillips86 I wanna party with these guys!

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

7 IN A ROW!

The #iufb managers cruise to a 7 TD - 3 TD victory to claim their seventh-straight Managers Bucket win.

[Jeremy Gray @IUJGray]

Quarterback play is off the charts. https://t.co/m08jUOCxSa

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@bpfalvey @GoldandBlackcom You kiss your cousin with that mouth

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@GoldandBlackcom Huh, never heard of her

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@kbikoff Let’s make it happen chief, post game I’ll be swinging from a goal post , not sure how good my cell reception is from there but we can test it