FakeWorldofOutlaws

Parody of the World of Outlaws racing organization. Not affiliated with the World Racing Group

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We are at Antioch and Calistoga this weekend. Be there, or get yourself a Dirtvision subscription. Peace Out!

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Back to bed for this official. The hooker is back in his cage. Night ya'll!

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Racing has been pretty good out here so far. Chad Kemenah hasn't been complaining about double-file restarts lately. Odd?

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Yes, I realize it's only like 5:30am out here on the west coast. But I had to let the hooker outside to pee. Not quite domesticated yet.

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California is starting to grow on me.

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Steve Kinser's recent dominance has lead analysts to believe he is using performance enhancing drugs ... April Fools.

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Daryn "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" Pittman is our current point leader. Maniac!

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For those losing faith in The King - how dare you!? Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? The King will prevail!

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We have our Mini Gold Cup this weekend in Chico. Fun place.

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Topless Admission tonight in Tulare! All women, show up topless and get free admission and a hot dog! If all else fails, turn on @dirtvision

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@_ShawnMiller Thank you, Shawn.

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I'm in California for a few more weeks before making a stop in Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas. Except the women, hopefully.

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I haven't been on Twitter since early February. That's a shame. To busy enjoying Florida and I got my phone stuck in a hooker in Vegas.

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Im sorry but UMP Mods are the red-headed step children of the dirt track racing world.

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New rule for 2014 - no support classes for any WoO Series event. Nude pudding wrestling only.

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UMP Modifieds... step children are appreciated more than those things. The people that race those cars don't even like them...

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Just arrived in Florida! Had a layover in Portugal; that was a pain in the ass.

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Top 5 in points for 2013- anyone have any predictions? And don't use "your mom" as one of them...

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Only a few days. Excited for those Florida bitches!

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Just In- Due to highway chase commitments in Utah, Tyler Walker will not be driving the WoO Series official pace truck. He will be in jail.