Fake WoW Patch Notes

World of Warcraft is constantly changing. These changes are listed in the patch notes. These patch notes however, are fake... for now.

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@_toxicblonde If you’re playing a melee class, make sure you’ve stopped/turned off auto attacking. If you’re playing a caster make sure if you clear any buffs or effects that slow, damage, etc., the mob. Things like might keep them aggroed to you.

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@joeroganhq @asmongold

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@Remghar you should come up with your own recipe and call it Triple Tea /moo

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Patch 5.4.2 Hotfixes: December 20 Rotten Helper Box drop rate has increased slightly*. *Correction: slightly up from .00001% to .01%

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The real reason for #WarlordsofDraenor: So people know the story behind who their Realms are named after. #Warcraft

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@mumper Fixed:

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The original names for The Fallen Protectors in the Veil of Eternal Sorrows

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@JulesRPG as a Mage myself, when Time Warp is cast, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show... ♫ LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN! ♫

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I'm sure you all can relate.

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I'm not saying @PatKrane's Lei song was the reason my guild was able to kill heroic Lei Shen last night, but I'm not saying its not.

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Garrosh is on his way out leaving a huge void in leadership. Microsoft recently lost their head guy #WarchiefBallmer

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@Warcraft Magni Bronzebeard, Muradin Bronzebeard, Brann Bronzebeard. Dwarf Dynasty #WorldofLaughTrack

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Wondering when I'll see some WoW troll complain to @ghostcrawler about Ben Affleck being the new Batman. #nerfbenaffleck #buffmages

[ANGRYORC @AngryOrc1]

IM GOIN TO ORGRIMMAR
A KOR'KRON NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK
WE GONNA RAID IT ALL
KILLIN THAT GARROSH WITH HIS HEART SO BLACK
#WARCRAFT

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@The_Koltrane Fortune cookie say...

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@the_solarflair Dark Animus on 25m Heroic.

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@ShaofHappiness http://t.co/KZiMg60hBs

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Happy 'Murica Day!

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Everyone follow @JinnDEvil, he does some amazing pixel art. Check out his tumblr, you won't be disapointed http://t.co/xdREOWN9JZ

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@doodlegnome you're a genius little gnome, I love your stuff <3