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@SocialistBuddha yeah

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@M3lissa_lee GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER #DOCTORSRULE

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I save lives, what have you done lately?

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Hey @prostateexam

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#Doctoring! “@medschoolife: That first prostate exam is an experience you'll never forget #thatswhenyouknowitsreal”

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@tyler_ff come by my office whenever you want! I'd do it soon, my allergies are bothering me so my fingers are a little swollen!

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Mammogram more like mammoDAMN

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@MikeLevesque_ also, have you considered testing for autism? It's very common and symptoms can begin to show during puberty!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I don't want to be anywhere near you people so eat ya apples

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Hypochondriacs <<<<<

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@MikeLevesque_ that disease can scramble shit up, you need poach that before it fries you

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“@nowthatsclasssy: Popped a pimple I'm bleedin WOO” be careful, that could cause scarring!

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Medical school was almost as difficult as my childhood #StartedFromDaBottomNowWeHere

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My stethoscope isn't the only useful thing under my lab coat if ya know what I'm sayin

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@Jey_Hill it could be any std, probably HIV. Do you have a boyfriend that you are sexually active with?

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Shout me out for a free prostate exam!

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@PokemonyeWest I'll do my best to keep your loved ones alive! #doctor

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Shout out to @dish_washer. Free weekly prostrate exams for life!

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@nowthatsclasssy giving prostate exams is the worst part of my day!

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I hope everybody's making healthy choices today! #health #doctor