Cadaver_Clocks

I am a very patient passionate hater.

[pereira @crflpereira]

mbappe 27 anos
dembele 29 anos
olise 24 anos
barcola 23 anos
doué 21 anos
cherki 22 anos

os caras são uma pica e ainda são jovens pra caralho

[Mikelbrosinho II 🇧🇷 @MikelbrosiEra2]

Lieber wie ein Mann verschießen als wie ein Kind nicht antreten

[gam @mbafraaude]

Mi padre me ha preguntado por Griezmann mientras sonaba el himno de Francia

[B. @InvertTheWing]

HARRY FUCKING KANE!!

WHEN THE NATION NEEDS HIM! FUCK OFF WITH THE DOESN’T SHOW UP NARRATIVE!

WHEN HIS TEAM NEEDS HIMMMMMM!

BALLON D’OR!!!!

[Kiko Suarez @imkikosuarez]

No he didnt

Dembele was a meme

Olise didnt exist

Giroud was still playing

Desire Doue and Barcola were fetuses

[433 @433]

𝐒𝐈𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄. 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓. 𝐀. 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐑.

[. @Antetokounmp_OM]

Mais quelqu'un peut m'expliquer pourquoi Olise à chaque fois qu'il fait une passe D, la stat de Messi monte de 1 mdrrrr ?

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

"Cuidado con Belgicar"
“Cuidado con Turquía”
“Cuidado con Japón”

México de la nada:

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Enner Falencia at the 2026 World Cup:

4 Matches
4 Appearances
4 Starts

CONSISTENCY. 👏👏👏

[Amit @amitttrmfc2]

Mbappe for club by the way

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💡 Bradley Barcola: “Olise is a genius. He creates danger with every touch of the ball”.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

And no one will watch them

[Justin @juza_23]

I remember back when an early elimination would result in these going to half price instantly.

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Payday without a girlfriend.

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

only 3 players remain of Luis Enrique's first transfer window....

[MONTEIRÃO @33monteirao]

Jonathan Tah is a warrior, he had balls for this

Had a disallowed goal, pushed for his team and took the responsability when other players were afraid

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Savannah James realizing they left Bronny with the Lakers.

[Dora Figueiredo @dorafigueiredo]

Eu prefiro o Mbappé sendo o maior artilheiro de Copas do que o Messi

[ً @pearlytrivia]

she edited her whole face but forgot the reflection in the mirror 😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Cold. 🥶