Michael

I’m a dirty little bastard || Parody/RP account

[Michael @FAKES0N]

It was a giant blue bird. Just kinda standing there.

[MICHAEL JOINS PARODY TWITTER!]

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@10acrosstheass @JordanInHell you broke it last week

[Michael @FAKES0N]

Hi everyone!

[Brewstew @BREWSTEWPOSTS]

Hey.

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@GreenSuperSt4rL Haha, I bet it'll have something to do with SPAGHETTI! Haha, I can't eat spaghetti, I'm allergic to forks.

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@10acrosstheass //it fucking better

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@DejiGoto Birdie!

[Michael @FAKES0N]

flop post

[Sonic the Hedgehog! (PARODY) @FastestEv3r]

Flop post

[Michael @FAKES0N]

please donate, i don't want him to use anymore of my college fund for michelob ultras

[Micheal's Step Dad @10acrosstheass]

Donate to a important cause

[MatPat @TheoristParody]

[📌]

“That’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY!”

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@10acrosstheass BUT I DON’T LIKE TRISHA! SHE SMELLS LIKE NICOTINE AND WET NEWSPAPER!

[Michael @FAKES0N]

WHERE THE BIG BOOTIE BITCHES AT?!

[Brewstew @BREWSTEWPOSTS]

So me, Michael, and some crusty old guy basically broke into this cookout because apparently ‘you’re not invited’ was more of a suggestion than a rule.

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@10acrosstheass BUT I WANNA TALK TO BIG BOOTY BITCHES!

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@BREWSTEWPOSTS @Daxthecoolest1 HELL NO

[Michael @FAKES0N]

It’s time to kick some ass.

[Michael @FAKES0N]

Alright, you asked for this…

[Boyfriend .ᐟ @BarSpitter]

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BACK IT UP!

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@BREWSTEWPOSTS @10acrosstheass @Daxthecoolest1 @DEVIL_OR_HERO @TiredNightGuard @MAST3RTENGEN @HerInnateDream HAH! JOKES ON YOU, I DON’T HAVE A DRESSER! TAKE THAT!

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@10acrosstheass @BREWSTEWPOSTS @Daxthecoolest1 @DEVIL_OR_HERO @TiredNightGuard @MAST3RTENGEN @HerInnateDream NOTHING! OUR STUPID NEIGHBOR’S JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE!

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@BREWSTEWPOSTS @10acrosstheass @Daxthecoolest1 @DEVIL_OR_HERO @TiredNightGuard @MAST3RTENGEN @HerInnateDream SHUT. UP. GOD. FUCK.

[Michael @FAKES0N]

@BREWSTEWPOSTS OMFG WHAT