Sal Governale

Fake Sal! All the talent, now with irony!

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Sure, I referred to Chuck Zito as sexy and mentioned Jackie's a-hole in the same sentence, but I'm definitely straight.

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Finally, gay marriage. It's about time they suffered like the rest of us.

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The queen of my ween. #FF @LisaLampanelli

[Sal Governale @FakeSalGovernal]

Anthony Weiner thanked the members of his staff in his withdrawal speech. Heh heh

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http://t.co/PXSiYkT

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Great moments in @GovernaleSal history!

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I don't know why Robin wants to get branded anyway. I thought slavery was over @rqui

[Sal Governale @FakeSalGovernal]

If my wife has an affair with a South American, will my life go down the drain the opposite direction?

[Sal Governale @FakeSalGovernal]

OK, so who's live tweeting the Charlie Sheen show? #TruthTorpedo

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@Assnapkined You mean you found out who the dishonest scumbag who didn't tell the truth? Next you can help OJ find the real killer!

[Sal Governale @salgovernale]

Cool. What's the answer?“@BrastyMcNasty: @GovernaleSal You are a clue on yahoo's daily crossword puzzle. http://t.co/ARZzwBs”

[Sal Governale @FakeSalGovernal]

@ImTracyMorgan how's that sugar, baby? #followmetracy

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@highregstersean I think it's something Gary uses to pick his nose. Or he could prob floss those big gums with it.

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@highregstersean Are you confused about how Gary knows how to dial a phone?

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@GovernaleSal Ever get the pouch stuck to the iPad after whacking so it stretches like bubble gum when you try to pull it off? Me neither.

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Hope I get verified. I think I'm the first and best bogus @GovernaleSal

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In other news, night darker than daytime RT @ImMedicatedPete: Looking to get back on howard in some way

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“@normmacdonald: @SteveMartinToGo. I had no hat and felt sorry for myself. And then I met a man with no head.” so I took his hat.

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I'm putting a cup on my schlong so I can have a #superpouch

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@yuckotheclown I'm on northbound 95 south of Boston, if you're nearby i'll pull up next to you and spray Febreze in your window.