Dave McClelland

Former member of the Arch of Destiny (replaced by @obaranowsky). Thrifty yet cultured. Roommates with Chocolate. Enjoys IHOP sans famille.

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@snp_75 @ArdenZwelling @Sheree24 great one coach. Hear @wellscargo77 has taken over in right field. Any chance I can keep score or coach?

[Shane Powell @snp_75]

Replace the word "transition" with "transform" + I envision Goins becoming like The Mountain from #GOT @ArdenZwelling @Sheree24

[Oprah Winfrey @Oprah]

This makes me so happy. Fresh Harvest. The Real "GreenLeaf!" Join me on Fbook Live from my garden tmrw 4p ET/1p PT 🍃

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

What's this I hear #willy played for the #sparrows @TheRealSparrows ? Say it ain't so #hangingheadinshame #darkside #howdthathappen

[Ken McClelland @kennysparrow]

Family dinner with @FakeSavouryDave before he moves to Ireland! Celebrate with @thehipdotcom @stoneyridgewine

[The Ack @TheAck]

There absolutely has to be discipline levied this piece of garbage umpire crew out there today. Complete gong show.

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

Sanchez should have hit Escobar in the head and then dongwhipped him #dongwhip

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@wellscargo77 @wellsshorts which one is the real Steve Wells? I'm so confused. I'm gonna start dong whipping here in a second. #soconfused

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@bojangles1515 I thought you were #goosingit? #dongwhip

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Who's ready for a spa day?

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

Can't believe @thecozbyshow couldn't figure out how to properly tag up from second base. #dongwhip

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@TAYSTEVENS can you save a spot for me?

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@bojangles1515 I thought you were coming out to meet the original Sparrows. #dongwhip

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

Fuck @OBaranowsky ! I'm way better than you according to @tiger_phoenix

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@TheRealSparrows @heavyburd who is heavy bird? #dongwhip

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

Just told Reeder he was my favourite girlfriend. Expect some #dongwhip tonight. #4ANHGC

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It's a princess! Welcome to the world, Princess Winnifred Fergully Ellen of the Shire. That's just a suggestion. #RoyalBaby

[Seventeen @seventeen]

15 ways to make your breath smell good all the time
http://t.co/OuKe9AZ5NF

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

@snp_75 just heard your girl Iggy on the radio. #dongwhip #4ANHGC

[Dave McClelland @FakeSavouryDave]

#dongwhip #4ANHGC