Shane Watson

Cricket Australia didn't ask me to tweet. A slightly fake parody.

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

This is how it ends champions... Fittingly I was not out! @ajarrodkimber writes my career obituary:
https://t.co/Wc3c9XTIy1

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Feeling as happy as Andy Murray

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Ruined my night 😡 https://t.co/NjV9aJqu27

[cricket.com.au @cricketcomau]

Well, how crucial did this turn out to be! https://t.co/oz59PAudDN #AUSvIND

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Champion, my country cried out for help https://t.co/ZQBFmxQdg3

[(bec) official travis head stan account @mirrorballsuit]

GUESS WHO'S BACK https://t.co/WWbJRDSEtO

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

@LiebCricket exactly, my friend

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

When I say "young and inexperienced team" I mean crap

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Do I have to do everything myself?

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

I TOLD YOU I AM A DEAD RUBBER SPECIALIST #124

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Great things weren't expected of me... And I didn't disappoint.

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

I'M NOT OUT!

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Mitch Marsh *smirk* *giggle* *twinkle returns to eye*

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

@SteveStevens10 because I am a such a top bloke I decided to give Mitch a chance

[Dan Liebke @danliebke]

Astonishing comparison of Duke ball (left) and Kookaburra ball (right) after 30 overs.

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

@levi_b thanks champion, brilliant

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

I cried when I read @aarontimms love letter to me: http://t.co/rr625HiDgs #sweetTwatto

[Scotty @ScottyPufc]

@FakeShaneWatson just for you buddy

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

@scottwalton1989 thanks champion

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

I swear it’s Mitchell Johnson’s fault. He made me appeal. #notmyfault

[Shane Watson @FakeShaneWatson]

Champions, so right that in my last Ashes match I bow out gracefully with a double LBW review. I do everything for my fans. #everything