Not Real Slyde

Giant fox. Worst goalkeeper in the world. Currently searching for scraps that fall off @FakeRobertKraft's table. Go #revs.

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#Crap90sFootballMascots

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

Anyone have a scouting report on Diane? Is she any good finishing with her left foot? #TeamDiane #NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

Another Cup Final the #NERevs didn't win.

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

He scores when he wants,
he scores when he waaaants.

Oh, Scotty Caldwell,
he scores when he wants.

#NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

You forgot to mention bacon. #NERevs

[Brian Bilello @RevsPrez]

Once again thank you to all of our members for taking the trip and for all of your support. This one really puts us in a tough spot going forward, need to turn it around at home this week.

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

To be fair, Friedel said the next 10 games were Cup Finals.

Unfortunately, the #NERevs played exactly how they usually play in Cup Finals.

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

@RevsPrez Not the result we were looking for. Thanks to the the fans that made the trip. Bacon.

#WroteYourTweetForYou
#NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

The time has come for #NERevs fans to launch a sustained, coordinated effort to get Mike Burns fired.

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#FulltimeGIF #NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

I admit, I don't follow Orlando very closely, but when did they sign Johnny Drama to play CB? #NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

@MLS @NERevolution cc: Mike Burns
#NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

@NERevolution Quit stalling. Announce Messi. #NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

I don't know why everyone is freaking out. By the time the #NERevs negotiate a new contract with a player, sort out any Visa issues, and acclamate him to the team, there will still be 5 or 6 games left in the season.

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#NERevs #PostgameGIF

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#NERevs #HalftimeGIF

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#NERevs
#AnnualMidsummerWinlessStreak

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

It'll be nice to have a La Liga club as a farm team. #NERevs https://t.co/U6CJsdmbFJ

[SportBusiness @SportBusiness]

Kraft linked to deal for major stake in #Sevilla: https://t.co/FSQssiybYG #LaLiga #sportsbiz

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

When people say they don't like soccer, that's what they have in mind. #NERevs

[Not Real Slyde @FakeSlyde]

#NERevs fans don't want to sign Geoff Cameron because of his political beliefs?

Man, just wait until they find out who owns the team.