Fake Sousa Pgh

Fixing Pittsburgh one restaurant at a time.

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Thanks Yinz for all your support. I'm going to show you all that my drop down ideology will work so you can model it in your neighborhood.

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@PantherHollow Seriously, you win.

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@pghmelissa #imagenius

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@pghmelissa LAME

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Will someone bring me some Cheetos? I don't have time to make lunch today. See you all soon.

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I'm honest. I'm smart. I'm genuine. And gosh darnit, I think my fans like me.

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I mean, just look at what I've done for East Liberty.

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I'm hearing that some people don't think my kickstarter is a good, well thought out idea/business model/saviour tool. But, I'm a genius?

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Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

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@otimemore @PantherHollow @jagoffbrewer @NotPghTimothy Great idea!

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@siobhanvivian You're welcome.

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@noahpurdy It's only 1/4 mil. and we do owe it to those people. There's so many components to the idea that one will work. CHA-CHING.

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@noahpurdy But the best way to fix something is to go in with your ideas and drop it down in the middle of the town.

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Some food pictures on twitter look like my dog thew up.

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@jagoffbrewer @mindymin :)

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Did you see? My idea was compared to Toms shoes! Here I thought Toms put local cobblers out of business by providing something unnecessary.

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@mindymin @jagoffbrewer Uhhmmmm I'm right here!

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@Kimbajones So I'm in the most prosperous field.

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Thought about a new venture in Denver. Dang. What was it?

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Looks like all twitter does is drink beer and eat foods. I might have to kickstart a food revolution and come to your house.