Faux Dwayne Staats

What kind of loser makes a parody account of a media personality? this guy. My apologies to the real Dwayne. He is the best.

[MЇ₭€-ṤṀḮḼ₭ØṾỈCĦ @mikesmilkovich]

Just showed Brock Lesnar in the new #UFC200 promo. He’s Back!
So much goodness on this card!

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Straight steal of home by Melvin! #Padres on top 4-0 in the 4th!

[MLB @MLB]

Rest easy, Champ. https://t.co/p5aeQUhyC6

[10 Tampa Bay News @10TampaBay]

Gaither High wins 7A state baseball championship.

https://t.co/PWFyJGwZlr

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

@ufaj35 https://t.co/1vGmNsw4YO

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

That @TheBigHurt_35 #FridayFeeling!

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

VIDEO: 10 years ago today, A.J. Pierzynski got punched right in the goddamn face https://t.co/TZT6uqfwwh

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Kevin Cash tied a Comerica Park record in 2004 with a 3-double game. His .423 career avg. here ranks 4th all-time.

[Fake Brian Anderson @FakeSunSportsBA]

L O Freaking L we suck so bad on offense. Hey @TBTimes_Rays how long til Shelton becomes a free agent?

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

Can you Snell what the Rays are cooking, @FakeSunSportsBA ?

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

@TBTimes_Rays other than the Redsox fans

[Fake Brian Anderson @FakeSunSportsBA]

@FakeSunSportsDS I can smell it from the hotel room. It's 100+ year old hot garbage.

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

Redsux tonight! Make sure to bring your nose plugs @FakeSunSportsBA. Fenway smells of dirty diapers.

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Brad, how was your night?

Two-run homer: https://t.co/1sHWmHst1p
RBI double: https://t.co/TqvkvrAjXU

#RaysUp

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

I need to step my game up! https://t.co/FyrgqoH1fj

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

VIDEO: Korean announcers lose their shit over Dae-Ho Lee's 10th-inning walk-off dinger https://t.co/qp6en5IKbz

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

@FakeSunSportsBA with the snag!!! Great play partner.

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

Evan...I know you want to be at the Lightning game but get your head out of your...

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

Did you say munchies, @FakeSunSportsBA?

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

#RaysUp https://t.co/AaEPiFdDcm

[Fake Brian Anderson @FakeSunSportsBA]

@FakeSunSportsDS hallelujah! Holy $&@:! We have a big inning #RaysUp

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

There we go, DESMONDOOOO!!!!! Kluber is so good. @FakeSunSportsBA breakdown of him earlier in the game was fantastic. I need a shot!

[Faux Dwayne Staats @FakeSunSportsDS]

I bet playing the Indians brings back some greaaa....nevermind @FakeSunSportsBA