Fake Timo Glock

The Original - Formula One Legend! GP2 Champion. One of a kind, hard to replace. The best joke teller that you will ever meet. And all in all, a very lucky man.

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

For the last time as Fake Timo, for that is who I am and will hopefully be remembered: Thank You, everyone, and with a heavy heart, Goodbye.

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

Finally I wish @realTimoGlock all the best of luck in his future. And I thank you Timo, for without you I would not have existed! So danke!

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@FakkiKovalainen I think it's my time. Nice to know that some will still be here, and the good ones too. It's been a pleasure. Best wishes x

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@cora_fake I just know that now is the right time. We all need to take chances and risks and put a little faith in the world. Best wishes xx

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

... and most important, too all who have ever replied to my words - I thank you. This has been a bright moment in an otherwise mundane life.

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

So from Jarno and Jenson, those there with me at the start, to @FakeMarussia (Always Virgin), my team mates and the one I love...

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

It has been a fantastic, brilliant three years with you all. Honestly. But all good things must come to an end, and now is simply my time.

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

As there is no Fake DTM community, and I will sadly be retired from the Fake Formula One world, I am afraid there is no place for me now.

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

I am sure you are all aware of the news regarding Timo's leaving of Marussia, and of Formula One. I am sure you now know that this is true.

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@cora_fake I'm worried now - I also ate some of Aldi's Veggie Burgers. I think I ate a uniquorn...

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@cora_fake I'll have to stop telling everyone these jokes though - my voice is a little hoarse...

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@IamLewis4fake On the subject of Zebra; are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes?!

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@elyndys Ah, it rolls so trippingly off the tongue... ;-)

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@cora_fake Though after telling them there was horse in their horseradish, I have now been arrested. Fortunately I'm out on bale...

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@IamLewis4fake Hey - maybe that's where they sent their burgers for testing?!

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@cora_fake Get off your high horse, jokes are great! ;-) But the burgers are bad - I ate one last night and still have a bit in my mouth...

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@FakeMarussia I have missed you too team! Can we start the season now?!

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@cora_fake As long as you drink it in moderation and remain 'stable'... ;-)

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

@IamLewis4fake You could say you're "hung like a Tesco burger"...

[Fake Timo Glock @FakeTimo]

Just to be safe I also checked my Tesco Digestives for any traces of horse meat, but luckily I could only Seabiscuit...