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A high-profile swimmer balances Olympic training and a rap career: Freestyle

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In order to make ends meet, an ornithologist takes on a second job as a mason: Two Birds, One Stone

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A bank teller takes up stand-up comedy on the side: Bitcoin

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A reality show that puts animal doctors through a series of rigorous case studies: Extreme Vetting

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Narrow-minded Alabama Senator is removed from office and starts a microbrewery: Sessions' IPA

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.@PCutty characters welcome, the current regime is not. We've got busier lives now, but we will be back

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A former baker becomes a famous fashion desiger: Red Velvet

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A department store Santa finds success writing 30-second advertising tunes: Jingles

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A pair of infants are recruited to play middle infield for a major league team: Let's Turn Two

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A postal worker quits her job and becomes a controversial comedian: Pushing the Envelope

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A Middle Eastern couple opens up a print shop in the Caribbean: Turks and Kinkos

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A marijuana dispensary attempts to boost business by adding flavorings to their product: Sweeten the Pot

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A photo editor quits his city job and becomes a farmer in the Midwest: Cropped

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To avoid the risk of injury or death, an MMA fighter retires to become an airline pilot: Fight or Flight

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An investigative journalist looks into suspicious behavior at a local laundromat: Pressed

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A marina owner suffers from anger management issues: Harboring

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A frustrated entomologist quits his practice and becomes an undercover agent for the FBI: Bugged

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A plane captain finds success after her original television script gets picked up by a major network: Pilot

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A retired horseback rider becomes a radio show host: Disc Jockey

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A prominient religious figure in the local mosque faces backlash after wanting to marry: When Imam Loves a Woman

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A man narrowly escapes the Cuban police while trying to smuggle products, only to be caught at the American border: Close but No Cigar