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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@EmileeSilvey Not 😏

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

What’s the best thing to put ketchup on? New #2Bears with @McConaughey is out now https://t.co/QiqZD7CbBQ

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I think phone cases are a big fertility rate problem. Everyone who uses a case demonstrates:
- Lack of confidence in self
- Historical evidence of clumsiness
- Lack of fiscal resources
You can’t attract mates with this. Imagine a lion with a smartphone case. Negative plumage.

[Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth) @antoniogm]

BREAKING: Convoy of black vehicles fill SF streets as ousted Open AI leader attempts coup to reseize power.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

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Read this. Few curve balls in there!

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@SpotifyNZ AI DJ is so damn good.

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@Xbox FakieNZ

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

Reminds me of the time as a young LT when I used "hope" in an email, in a lighthearted fashion, which was then followed by TWO meetings to talk about how "hope isn't a plan".

[mymind @mymind]

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."

- Anthony Bourdain

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#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

Happy Birthday to one of our favorite adventures. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind turns 21 today. 🎉

[jessica card @jessicard]

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

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ChatGPT, but it can file your taxes for you.

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@_Rephl3x_ https://t.co/qAVNyZJndz