Uncle Fucker

“I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” - Donald J. Trump

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@RandyRRQuaid Looks like you’ve been Munsoned.

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

They had complete control of the White House, the House and the Senate for two years. A border wall *was not* a priority. Republicans instead focused on giving wealthy people and big corporations nearly $2 trillion in tax cuts.

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

Where in the world is Matt Lauer's hand?

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@1a Recovery is the common thread of The Walking Dead. The group struggles to establish a community to coexist despite predatory humans.

[Elizabeth Tulloch @BitsieTulloch]

This is how grownups handle criticism. Particularly those elected to the highest office in this country. #25thAmendmentNow

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

I wonder if the president-elect is celebrating all veterans today or only those that weren't captured or killed. He only like winners.

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@MattGoldich @Trevornoah that’s not Hilary anymore. Maybe Rand Paul.

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

#XtremeShakespeare @midnight Out! Out!! Damn spotify!

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@midnight #AddBlartImproveAMovie The Blart Knight Rises

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@midnight #AddBlartImproveAMovie Zero Blart Thirty

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@Trevornoah as we’ve learned from The Walking Dead, Arlington is the last bastion of civil society.

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Vineing #InternetASong @midnight

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

Boarding the Tube #BritishSexPositions

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

The Queen's English #BritishSexPositions

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

The Headmaster #BritishSexPositions

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

@drshow There are a few that call out politicians on their duplicity: Stewart, Colbert (may his spirit walk amongst us), Oliver and Maher.

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

Guns don't kill people, two year olds do.

[Uncle Fucker @Fakko]

Spinal Nap #SoftenABand @midnight