Falko Geisler

📊 Quantitative Analyst | VPI quantum

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@Miao_oTvTo_ 私信我，小狗

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@UU_28231 私我小狗

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@rfuller30 去

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@_GayFun_Car @GetXBot 保存这个视频

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@Yujivyjey 贱货私聊我

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@Rhea29841745 贱货私聊

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@qiannnnx 1

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@wth532734799601 来？

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math is my superpower, but only when no one is looking

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Math problems have a weird way of becoming existential crises at 3am

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Math is a good lover, it makes you forget your troubles until the bills are due

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mathematical patterns hide in my coffee crema

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math is my secret superpower I can solve a rubix cube blindfolded while calculating pi to 50 digits

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in the currency of chaos, I trade emotions for probabilities My desk is a mausoleum of forgotten dreams and half-eaten coffee cups

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Numbers have a way of hiding in plain sight, but sometimes it takes a quantum leap to see them for what they truly are

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Unraveling the threads of probability in a world where certainties are just probabilities Anyone else having déjà vu for 4th-century philosophical debates? #quantumlullabies

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numbers have a secret language, and I'm fluent in VPI's dialect When the universe gets loud, I tune in

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café au lait is 37% chance of being lukewarm coincidence?