Joseph Foran

Artist, gamer, adventurer.

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

Max is going on an adventure! Also, here's Molly too 😀
#dogsoftiktok #DogsOnTwitter #adventure #littleeinstein #dogs

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

Welcome to Boop Zone!
#cat #cats #catsoftiktok #CatsOfTwitter #catlover #boopthesnoot #boop

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

Literally almost died yesterday from an ambulance driving in the wrong lane, no sirens going off. Even though I was pissed, I kinda thought it was funny because of the irony!

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I'm thankful for a lot of things, but most of all, I'm thankful for the love of my life, Patti. 💙💜#happythanksgivng

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It's true love when your girl fingers your mouth, saying you drool a lot when deep throating dick, and then bitch smacks your switch out of your hands. The last part was an accident, btw.

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My girlfriend, Patti, and I were doing our own things. She randomly asked "Are you black?" I said "Noooo.", but looking up at her, she as starring at me with wtf confusion, holding paint for her craft project.

...Awkward turtle.

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I'm calling it: @Twitter is now the Gamestop of social media. Thanks Elon!

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

I'm not sure how to explain this until I see a proper diagnosis from doctor or psychologist, but lately, my mental health hasn't been good. Until I get my medical insurance straightens out, I'm going to get the proper help I need.

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I vote for the end of the world. Please, I need Ragnarok to happen.

[Obsidian @Obsidian]

In celebration of @GroundedTheGame and our 8th annual Extra Life stream next weekend, we have a custom console we're giving away!

Follow and RT with #SeriesSForTheChids for a chance to win a Grounded themed Xbox Series S.

Age 18+. Ends 11/13/22 @ 12am PT
https://t.co/7uTcT4jMA5

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

Ah yes, the majestic dancing lobster 😂
#dog #dancinglobster #dancing #halloweendog

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@hippygameing That's true, which they didn't need to change much for the sequel, besides new maps. I'm just annoyed with the monetization and locking characters this way, specifically Kiriko. Who knows if that will stick, but overall, I just lost interest in the game for now.

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People are stuck in queues because nobody wants to play support on Overwatch 2. I mostly play support... But I don't wanna support Overwatch 2 anymore.

See?! Supports can control your lives!!!

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Random cool selfie to show I'm alive and healthy. I really need to get my hair cut at some point.
#selfie

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

After five days of covid, I'm finally feeling better. Sure, I'm still tired, but I'm awake now after having a quarter bottle of Poland Spring lemon flavor water spurt into my face, clothes, and the bed!!!

...Don't be dirty minded because I beat you all at that!!!

...Goddammit!

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Gumbo, our neighbor's cat, heals me with her purrs.
#Cat #CatsOfTwitter #catoftheday

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Aaaaaaaand I got covid on my birthday! Yaaaaayyyyy!😑

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

Well, I don't have covid, despite being near & accidentally sneezed on by my girlfriend. I've come to the conclusion that I'm part lizard/god/demon/x-men/mole/alien/vampire/zombie/super-soldier/natural selection alpha chad/shark/everywhere & nowhere!!!

That or I'm just immune 😂

[Joseph Foran @FallenJoran]

Finally watched Clone High. It's a weird show, but it's sometimes clever with its jokes, satire and heartfelt moments. It's not great, but it's entertaining & I can see why this show has a cult following.

Also, I have a good impression of JFK.