Hovering Fat Gargoyle

She//Her- Loser, Professional Grocery Store Vampire and Your Local Dunkin' Donuts Auntie // I write stuff on @WickedHorrorTV

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Do kids today know about Lawrence v Texas. Do they know anal sex was criminalized in much of the US until 2003.

[sharkie 🦇༉‧₊˚. @hozierlvrs]

wishing for a large pizza and movie marathon

[Jared (C)up Season @jacast]

10 am in Danvers MA on a very unwalkable road. I’m buying a Scotland jersey so fucking fast.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Best Supporting Actress???????? She’s literally the female lead???????? Don’t piss me off

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Everyone making fun of her but the follow-up post is so perfect

[Hovering Fat Gargoyle @FallonGannon]

@sethbiyers Did he hit it tho?

[massachusetts enjoyer @ninetwentyninee]

HE HAS A KILT ON!!!!!

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[neature vs norture @chionogirl]

I made enchiladas for dinner and I jokingly said “mind if a white girl speaks a little Spanish tonight” to my husband and our 4yo let out a big sigh and said “sure that’s fine”

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

he should lowkey end the show with a flashforward to daenerys on the throne and just straight up ignore game of thrones even happened. i swear i'll forgive him for everything

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

George: This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

[Hovering Fat Gargoyle @FallonGannon]

@OperationAsh Dude, c’mon

[Caity ⭐️35/37/40 Days⭐️ @CaityySauce]

Hubby is ready for his first 5SOS show!

[Hovering Fat Gargoyle @FallonGannon]

Every 1 a star or whatever @5SOS

[Hovering Fat Gargoyle @FallonGannon]

Not familiar with @5SOS like that but my cute ass wife is all about @5SOS like so now I gotta be all about @5SOS

[Nishii @pinknishii]

crazy that james gunn saw this video and knew instantly who his alcoholic super girl has to be

[riel @tzuyu_enjoyer]

maybe twitter fancasting can work again 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

emma d'arcy: "i want to test if the audience will stay loyal to rhaenyra when she goes darker in season 3"

me watching rhaenyra go darker:

[TMZ @TMZ]

"Backrooms" director Kane Parsons trashes A.I. filmmaking.

Read more: https://t.co/D4uWDnhr5U

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

Bring back the guillotine for scalpers.