Sir John Falstaff

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

Guys I need some food. Drank all my money. Again. #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

@SpurringHotness you think you're so tough and manly? Let's go shot for shot and see who ends up under the table boy. #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

Check out my autobiography guys. It's called Falstaff: the man, the myth, the legend. #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

Shoutout to my man Hal, always knew you'd leave me for that job eventually. #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

They shouldn't delegate happiness to only one hour of the night. Every hour is a happy hour if you do it right. #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

Morality is more of a point of view than the law of the land. #drunkthoughts #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

Just got robbed of the things I just stole in a robbery. #coincidence #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

Just so you guys know, playing possum is a guaranteed W in battle. Even though I totally killed @SpurringHotness first anyway. #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

My honor? I barely know her! #UTK206

[Sir John Falstaff @Fallsteppin]

About to head to the bar with Hal. Jk I never left. #UTK206