Alex Burnard

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[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

I wish the @StephenCurry30 deal came with a guarantee to spend around $200M per year on advertising Steph and the shoe. That is the @UnderArmour sin. They never spent on his image. The @NBA is in a worse place for it. I know it's a conflict but can't we have @weidenkennedy do it?

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

#askwub Did dinosaurs sit? Never seen a picture of it.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@CraigInThe843 Ha. Just said the same thing to my son.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

If I get rid of @YouTubeTV and downloaded the @espn app will you cancel @stephenasmith ?

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@fedex is announcing new categories of service.
#1 - Probably Not Dependable - $$$$$$$$$
#2 - Whatever the Tracker Says - $$$$
#3 - So How Much Was That Worth - $$$
#4 - Hmmm. Oops - $$
#5 - Ground Service w/ Complimentary Prayer - $

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@fedex is completely off the rails right now. My passport has been in their hands since last week and they have no idea if it is on the east coast or west coast. Their tracker is a sham. Been waiting for a call from someone for 2 days to give me status. No calls. No nothing. ugh.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@karinchenoweth If you were super rich and wanted to brainstorm ways to get way way richer, would you think of some gadget or service? Or would you dismantle the federal government and reroute all of its money to privatized solutions? It’s called asset stripping of the state. It’s not cool.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@AlexFranczek @iRUNtheseTWEETz @RGIII @Tua @MiamiDolphins @espn @ESPNNFL 32-19 for me

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@CollinRugg @mcuban It just means they weren't running a responsible business. Recalibrate what actual success would look like if you pay your employees a livable wage. Maybe they were 48 stores too heavy? That's a ton of excess cash btw (gained by taking advantage of people).

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@pml2323 @PFF_College Miami's coaches were wiped away by Larry Coker when he tried to save his job. Then there was no one to recruit and coach talent - so the talent went away. There hasn't been total commitment by the school to hire and develop a program in 20 years. Now they are doing good things.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@SurfM @Titans Props to you. Wow.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@ThatChristinaG Their business is all about customer acquisition

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

#goldenglobes this guy again? Can’t it just go on autopilot?

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@TexasNole80 @CharlieFreyre It is also fair to say no one has done anything with Herbert.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

I'm a Miami Hurricane fan. Don't love FSU at all. But what the media and the CFP are doing to Florida State because of an injury is not ok. If they win out, they are in. There is no question. Let it play out on the field not on the set of a bunch of "hot take pontificators".

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@dolphin4321 @YouTubeTV @AggieFootball @MiamiHurricanes @CanesFootball @CaneSport It’s on espn news. You can find that in the Live TV directory on youtubetv.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@SurfM I see what you did there… Stuff looks great as usual.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@faris Ha. I’m getting like 6 or 7 of those a day.

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@OGApe12 @krassenstein What is the obvious negative effect?

[Alex Burnard @FalseGod]

@brooklyn_brit @Gladwell That’s only 17.63% true.