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[Royce Webb @RoyceWebb]

Kubatko's NBA MVP Top 5 (so far): 1 KD. 2 CP3. 3 LeBron. 4 Chandler. 5 Kobe. From today's Per Diem (Insider): http://t.co/R1xANEnc

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Did you know: Knicks, PIstons & Wizards are a combined 5-14. #true

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RT @johnhollinger: Timofey Mozgov #NBABALLOT we can do this!

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RT @OnionSports: Lakers GM Claims Mike D'Antoni Had More Impressive Cover Letter Than Phil Jackson http://t.co/1LM36q2L

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Setting up perfectly for Phil to take over team like Detroit and coach it to the championship. That'll show 'em. #SportsMovieLogic

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RT @RoyceWebb: Lakers returning their offense to Princeton for a full refund.

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Jim Buss probably has binders full of coaches.

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Princeton called. They want their offense back.

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Shaq, probably: "Some people say the Beatles are the best but I'm going with One Direction."

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RT @netw3rk: Breaking: Rasheed Wallace to come out of retirement, but only up to the three-point line.

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RT @BorowitzReport: NEW YORK: Knicks Announce Plan to Sign Lin When He Turns 40

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RT @netw3rk: One day, we will discover that Larry Coon is actually a sophisticated chat bot.

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RT @hoopinion: I don't especially want a Danny Ferry tattoo, but Billy King might take the decision out of my hands. #optimism

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Finally, we get LeBron vs. the West's greatest scorer, as we've wanted for years. You're welcome.

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Sure, LeBron scored 45, but just think of how many Tebow would've scored.

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RT @KenJennings: hey guys are the men's NBA playoffs still going on? Blake Shelton still throwing down those monster dunks? #sports

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Larry Bird just ordered a pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.

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New @HoopIdea: Spot the Sixers and Celtics 30 points each. That would've made tonight's game 112-105. Much better.

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RT @russbengtson: Game Seven should be a one-on-one game between Allen Iverson and Antoine Walker.

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RT @netw3rk: I wish someone would really patent one of their moves. Then sue everyone who used it.