David Gliniecki

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

This was supposed to be a secret but eariler I jizzed in my own belly button…

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

America needs me. I’ll be here when your ready

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Live love laugh. Let’s all do it

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Respect man.. it’s lost now a days. Crazy we all have 1 purpose or 2. Let’s get it

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

I’m amazing as fuck. If y’all were like me we be aight

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

You ain’t me

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

My girl be like Dave you are so god damn sexy… and I be believing her. And that’s how shit works

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Can’t catch me in a better mood when the kids gone for the weekend 🤭

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Odds I make this lil mf’er house warming party today

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Little stupid ass bitch, idfwu

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Stop giving a fuck. You will be happier #facts

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

New spokesman for stay away it won’t go away drug free nation. Holla back youngin

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Drug free is the way to be

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

I’m just tryin to stay out of AA

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

Soon as I decide, “let’s go back to Twitter” internet connection mysteriously goes to shit… @elonmusk I’m on ya fuckin side ya fuck #giveusabetterpowergrid21219

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

I’m fucking back baby!!!

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

@TylerSperry I lost 1600 in cornhole at a 3 year bday party!!! I pray you weren’t more of a loser than that bc that’s bad

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

I love that I am the topic of ppls conversations… doesn’t say much about me but it says a whole lot about them

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

I can barely put 2 sentences together but I’m out here making up shit that’s never happened… sorry ppl but brain doesn’t work like that

[David Gliniecki @FamousDave1]

I’m smoked but I know fake