Dave

just famous dave

[Dave @famousDave69]

I wonder how many calories you burn thinking about eating the other half of a subway footlong

[Dave @famousDave69]

I recently stopped masturbating so in my free time I watch only the first 3 min of pornos. Crazy how so many young women have broken dryers.

[Dave @famousDave69]

We put pictures of family on the fridge so when we try to eat pizza from last month we have to look deep into grandmas eyes first