Turd Furgeson

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@davidlebovitz Just take off the trousers. haha...couldn't resist. ; ) cheers!

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

"I'll give you my twitter, which links to my blog so you can email me for my telephone number because I don't remember my home address."

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

* Christine O'Donnell is the love child of...Sarah Palin and the booth floors at the Lusty Lady *

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@bapartofmylife methinks you've been so busy with the racist trolls that a real question came across as one...

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@bapartofmylife - was being serious; why pride in "being?" We all "are" what we are born into. It's like being proud of height or nice hair

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@offalchris it's a subsection of 'Care not Cash' under the part that gives them 'iPhone not PayPhone'

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@californiabeat - Alameda is raising the bridges, installing a moat around the island and burning oil at night to keep it safe from Oakland

[California Beat @californiabeat]

RT @TheBayCitizen: After OPD cuts, residents start calling the Piedmont Police: http://bayc.it/sBUC/

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@hotdogsladies I starred & retweeted your starred retweet from your friend but dont think any1 will read it becuz my followers are spam bots

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

I starred and retweeted your starred retweet from your friend but I dont think anyone will read it because all of my followers are spam bots

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@NoArTtHiAzN_ If your mom rubs your penis long enough, that will give u a boner too. Doesn't make it right tho.

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

Male Idiots usually gain notoriety for just doing something amazingly stupid.

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

Female Idiots usually gain notoriety for doing something amazingly stupid to Male Idiots - most often sexual in nature and caught on camera.

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@justirish have my people add their thoughts to the working draft and we'll get to it at the next round table. thx

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

twitter is the intersection of technology, global apathy, pop culture, zero attention span & what happens when everyone speaks at once.

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

Aha! Another FamousIdiot

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I'm at dinner w my mom in Capri and she won't stop w the sob stories of her honeymoon here 100 yrs ago! I just can't deal w memory lane mom

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

speaking of FamousIdiots

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

Twitter reminds me of the time I spent 89 straight hours trying to win an iPhone for $5 on Ubid - should've kept my job and bought 1 instead

[Turd Furgeson @FamousIdiots]

@pattonoswalt Does this have anything to do with Karl Rove having a mental breakdown live on FOX over O'Donnell? I wet myself (again)