Miz Hepburn

Reaching out, reaching in. I do playwriting, photography, dancing. I do theatre. Nothing else matters.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@AmericanAir Hey Robert Isom, basic service values mean actually paying attention to priority tags on luggage. There’s no excuse for priority bags to come out LAST at @PHLAirport. Figure it out.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

I love the music on @SIRIUSXM ‘s new Alt2k station, but there��s no @RadioMadison 😕

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@RadioMadison Can you please stop playing “Arrow in the Wall.” I hate it so much. Repetitive and looooooooong. Also somehow seems smug. Kthxbye.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@Classic_Lib_M @Travis_in_Flint RACIST PRICK

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@Travis_in_Flint STFU about liberalism. This is a bunch of assholes that would loot no matter who’s in office. Bullshit statements like this distract from the issue at hand: restoring safety tonight for citizens. Do something productive or get out of the way.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@PhillyCrimeUpd Please define what a communist/anarchist reply is. Can’t wait to hear this…

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@Jrsports14 @AdamKinzinger I say learn proper grammar 👌🏻

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I can’t say how upsetting it is: I voted for this money and took a lot of heat from GOP. Mace didn’t but is happy to pretend she did once the heat is off. For the record here are the 13 of us who did:

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@kadeshow I just want to say that Fables feat. Beck, by Rahill, has serious Song of Summer vyyybes. Yasssss.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@TuckerCarlson 🤮

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@PhillyPolice Please- we’ve been waiting two hours at Greene and Ellett in Mount Airy for an officer to come do a police report of a minor accident. It’s cold and getting dark.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@realstewpeters You’re a fkcing a$$hole

[David Gordon @MrDavidGordon]

If this Broadway season has taught anything, it's that you can't force people to see a show they don't want to see, especially at the prices being charged.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@PhilaStreets When will Mount Airy get their leaves collected? Large piles are taking away parking and are fire hazards.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@PhiladelphiaGov When will Mount Airy get their leaves collected? Large piles are taking away parking and are fire hazards.

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@JohnJpshanley Thank you for keeping this place pure 🫶🏻

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

@of_buchsbaum @Jbudrockfreshly @PhillyCrimeUpd So were you there in person or did you by chance also get your information from TV?

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

My entry in our company’s pie contest tonight: Maple Blueberry. Wish me luck!!! 👑 @ Wayne, Pennsylvania https://t.co/4kVtcKBwjJ

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

#latergram from @envouteburlyq’s Masque of the Red Death, courtesy of the talented @redlitephotos 📸 @ Collingswood Grand Ballroom https://t.co/feVJyLxV7z

[Miz Hepburn @Fancy_Frances]

#latergram from @envouteburlyq‘s Masque of the Red Death, courtesy of the talented @redlitephotos 📸 @ Collingswood Grand Ballroom https://t.co/PVL7lPhuCW