Sarah

the most underrated tweeter of all time

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

After a spokesman's for the Department of Homeland Security suggested Hayley Williams "thank them (ICE) for their service" in response to her recent on stage comments, Hayley responded via Instagram:

"And may i suggest all nazi bitches suck on my fat dick"

[osama @0ba0sama]

SHES SO HAPPY OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh he ATE HIM UP i’m crying😭

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

It's the final countdown! 🎵*do doo doo do. Doo do doot doot doo*🎶

[FRENCH Ministry of Truth @UF16Inspector]

The Ministry of Truth would like to remind all Helldivers that homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, etc, is undemocratic and serves only to divide our glorious humanity. Aim your hatred at the enemies of liberty and managed democracy!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This shit writes itself...

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still Lake Ontario.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a pedophile.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can. 🎶

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Because the earth knows. It's not going to give sunshine and rainbows to evil pedophiles who are trashing the planet.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Wdym people joining ao3 are reporting fics😭 bestie can I please refer you to the actual ao3 TOS lmao

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Reporter asks Zohran Mamdani's former political opponent Curtis Sliwa what he thinks about the campaign to stop Mamdani from attending the 9/11 ceremony: “Ridiculous. He’s the mayor. Stop being sore losers.”

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

The current state of delivery services

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. Trump’s entire head of hair nearly walked off his head with the wind.

He would absolutely HATE if this was shared right now across the internet. You know what to do.

[𝓜 @Midewontmiss]

Trying to motivate an ADHD brain with rewards is genuinely funny.
“If I finish the laundry, I can play video games.”

My brain: “Interesting proposal. Counteroffer: video games immediately.”