𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏

u kno me

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

look at this cow

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

the rest of the U.S. really has to get their shit together before the HEB/Buc-Ee’s singularity of 2035 makes Texas all-powerful

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

hit me with your favorite music video

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

every day I think about this woman going on the Eric andre show and her thinking it was gonna be a normal talk show. She tried to sue him after this. The most unserious man to walk this earth.

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

“-s” at the end of a noun in english implies multiple,
unless it’s a verb, then it implies a singular noun doing something?

a rock breaks
but rocks break?

why tho

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

so i’m on a half-full one hour flight from nola to austin and there are people that dropped $300 extra dollars to get served prosecco in a plastic cup and sit closer to the front calling it “first class”

L

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

dreaming brain forgot the term “waitress” and came up with “foodbroad” instead

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

i prefer the term “tastemaker”
to “influencer” because it seems more like a service than a mind-controlling psy-op.

do you really want to be
*influenced* by *that* person?

don’t you have 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦?

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

BREAKING: famously not-corrupt football organization does something else that sucks ass

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

still one of the coolest character designs on the planet

[Stone Cold Steve Ostentatious  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

The Greatest Stunner Sell Ever.

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

who is ur favorite actor + why is it
John “The Dwayne” Rockson

[canene @canneo2440917]

Living plant controls a machete through an industrial robot arm

[Gerry The Canon Junkie @thecanonjunkie]

They’re no match for droidekas

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

What if they made a movie where there was this suburban town that seemed perfect on the surface but then it turned out that there was some kind of dark secret

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

@thenoelmiller

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

🧵

[𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏 @FancyDanHimself]

@zachbdunn always thought a Craig treatment of the source material (EARLY cold war spy pulp) would be a rad way for the franchise to go