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[Fancy Hookers @FancyHookers]

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[Team Rick Perry @TeamRickPerry]

Texas dominated @wallethub recent ranking of the best U.S. cities for jobs, with five TX cities in the top 10 http://t.co/ltJiqUwqQN

[Dennis B. @bushidoden1911]

@FancyHookers @FreeJesseJames we have a country? I thought it was a place where all the frickin whiners lived and I was being held captive.

[Fancy Hookers @FancyHookers]

God Damn What does it say about the state of our country when Russia has better Stronger, leadership #HillarySux #FUObama

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

The bacon of your dreams, now available in an alarm clock beyond your wildest imagination. #AwakenToBacon http://t.co/slKyBuA5up

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

The Disintegration of the First Amendment: The Obama Administration has engaged in an unprecedented assault on... http://t.co/R47w1mGzlT

[Fancy Hookers @FancyHookers]

Woooo Doggy! She's gonna be a High Revver!

[Eric Opiela @eopiela]

RETWEET and sign my petition to keep Obama's EPA out of Texas: http://t.co/RW2okNi6rK

[Rick Perry @GovernorPerry]

Remembering President #Reagan on his birthday; he was a bold leader and true American hero.

[Alexis DeJoria @AlexisDejoria]

Cheers to a great 2014 NHRA season! #XOCafe http://t.co/1XlOl8BL62

[VICE @VICE]

Two filmmakers set out to find out what it's like to be a truck stop stripper: http://t.co/yX4bjpGxPr

[Fancy Hookers @FancyHookers]

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[Fancy Hookers @FancyHookers]

$1000 for a damn rifle!!?? You gotta be Nuts Buddy! I got ma 30.06 for $79 at Montgomery Wards and it's a Good'N!

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Obama meant to say: If you like your insurance policy, 2/3ds of you can keep it until the employer mandate kicks in when all of you lose it.

[Loveline @loveline]

Tonight at 10pm (PDT), we'll be sitting down with @FreeJesseJames & @AlexisDejoria to talk about fast cars, fast motorcycles & also penises.

[Alexis DeJoria @AlexisDejoria]

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[Shark Tank @ABCSharkTank]

What did you think of our guest Shark @JohnPaulDeJori1 on Friday's episode? Go to WATCH ABC to see the full episode: http://t.co/YzLWyKPhIy

[BallerStatus.com @ballerstatus]

Jesse James, Toyota Unveil Tundra 'West Coast Choppers Edition' | http://t.co/XYJkuBQJbj @Toyota @FreeJesseJames

[OPTIMA® Batteries @OptimaBatteries]

David Grubnic, driver of the OPTIMA-sponsored Top Fuel dragster will be in our #SEMA booth in Central Hall all... http://t.co/dX4lljLDzV

[Fancy Hookers @FancyHookers]

Sorry I haven't Ben on the web in awhile its cuz of stupid #Obamacare screwed me at the VA #fucker