Dickon Tarly

My name is Dickon, not Rickard or Rickon. Graduate of Fancy Lad School. #GameOfThrones #Parody #FakeWesteros

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

I'm being attacked. https://t.co/07p14rFH4g

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

The fancy lady school in the Nightlands has been keeping me busy lately. And shirtless.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@jamessfaulkner Damn it, Dad.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

Things are getting interesting here in the nightlands. I've stumbled into @7KingdomsRMine's shoe collection.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

So, how long will it take before I stop smelling like smoke. Or is this permanent?

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@kannibal25 Definitely not a complaint. Quite the opposite.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@christinalonzoo I wasn't calling you "My Lord," my lady. I was speaking of "My Lord Father." My apologies for the confusion.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@christinalonzoo My Lord Father's lessons on how to be the perfect son worked a little too well.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@7KingdomsRMine Prince Oberyn's daughters when they took me for the mandatory strip search.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

Update: I found my breeches, but I've been told the dress code doesn't allow shirts. #DickonNotRickon

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

Too soon, my lady. https://t.co/Ipw80L3zJc

[A Dream Of Spring @Arya_No1]

When you tell @danygonebad Dickon couldn't be hotter, and she takes it for a challenge..
#GameOfThrones #GoTS7 #RIPFancyLad

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

This is so much more fun than Fancy Lad School.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

I woke up after my first night in the Nightlands, wearing someone's smallclothes as a hat. And I can't find my breeches.
#DickonNotRickon

[Khal Mfing Drogo @DrogoTheKhal]

The Nightlands women are having fun with our newest addition @FancyLadDickon

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@SusanGSeipel @DrogoTheKhal Jon Snow advised her against doing what she did.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@GameOverRos I've got plenty of those!

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@GameOverRos I tried telling everyone that Sam got the smarts.

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

@RhaegarTheAndal Ah probably

[Dickon Tarly @FancyLadDickon]

To everyone who is predicting my death tonight:
#DickonNotRickon #GameOfThrones #Eastwatch