Sophisticated L'Mayo

I am a jar of mayo.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

Full speed, Mr. Cohen!

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

God Bless Gmerica 🏴‍☠️

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@805Rams @GameStop for the record they told me to fuck off.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@GameStop hey I ordered Cities Skylines 2 just a couple days before you started giving bonus points to power up rewards members. Can I have my bonus points if I DM you my order number?

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

Hey @GameStop I love that you have mechanical keyboards but is there any chance you're going to make one with a 10-key pad?

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@larryvc No, Mr. Cheng, the capital markets are a scam that empower the rich and grind the poor to dust.

You haven't been paying attention.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

Cancelling @paramountplus. I don't care if it comes with @Showtime. I was promised one home for all star trek, and you went back on that promise. Quark had more scruples than you.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@paramountplus

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@paramountplus @Showtime

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@paramountplus @Showtime

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@ryancohen @bennyjohnson Straight white cis billionaire doesn't think marginalized groups need representation or allyship. Wow. Thanks!

Wonder how your gay employees feel about this tweet, Ryan.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@blueymoments Bluey and Jean-Luc at the camp ground.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@ryancohen tired of anti-american identity politics

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@badidol @TheDeniseCrosby @StarTrek @StarTrekOnPPlus Her and the borg queen.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@Science67605932 @Lizzibau @jaxoncapital @michaeljburry Some stupid people are poor. Some stupid people spend $44bn on Twitter.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@GameStop Physical objects as NFTs let's friggin gooooooo!

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@MoAba99 @paleface991 @michaeljburry I think you're mistaking u.s, criminal justice with a system that actually works and isn't weaponized against the poor.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@Lizzibau @jaxoncapital @michaeljburry Household income correlates to food security, access to academics, access to early childhood programs, access to a stable household, access to medical care. All of which have an affect down the road on someone's chances of success. regardless of IQ.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

I was starting my holiday shopping at @GameStop and I had an epiphany about @GameStopNFT. Please let me throw money at you lol.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@dainnes67 @gates_mcfadden And, for completeness sake, putting neoliberal politicians in star trek cameos is pretty crass.

[Sophisticated L'Mayo @FancyLmayo]

@dainnes67 @gates_mcfadden No. Star Trek is not about neoliberalism lol. Gotta go well left of any u.s. politician to find someone who would advocate abandoning money in favor of improvement of the species as a whole.

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@ryancohen Hey now this is something I can get behind. Though, I can spend the money better than the government. They'll just waste it on bombs when we should be building schools and green energy.