Patron at grocery store: “Are you a beer guy?”
*Me, a white cis-male with tattoos and a mustache palming a 12 Rack in each hand*
Me: The poster boy, yeah
Felt real good for our team to 4-0 the team talking about how "they're putting litter boxes in schools for the kids who identify as cats" at bowling tonight.
I don’t know how to explain why to you if you’re not from the area but this is absolutely going to be the most watched broadcast in the Delaware Valley region until the Eagles season starts again.