—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝖠 𝖵𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀P̶̷r̶̷i̶̷n̶̷c̶̷e̶̷ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖱𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

⠀⠀❝ 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝙸𝚝 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 . . .
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ───── ☩ ─────

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— ᴅᴇᴛ. | ʟɪᴛ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— ʙɪ. (ғᴇᴍɪɴɪɴᴇ ʟᴇᴀɴ)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— (ɴ)sғᴡ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴏᴄ

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ───── ☩ ─────
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ . . . 𝙸𝚜 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚎 ❞
↻&♡

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

☩ I miss the days when the only responsibility I had was making sure I was too fast to catch while playing Tag

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Wait, wait, wait. You have a kid? When did this happen? What blood type are they?
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

☩ I’m gonna try and be a little more active here. I need a break from all the fucking Zoom meetings I have to do now.

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Okay, but who’s got good turnip prices, though?
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Sounds like friendly banter to me. We both know the law means nothing. It means even less than that to me.
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Because I’m worried! Can’t a guy be worried about the mental wellbeing of his friend?
⠀

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Since when did you become a nun?
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

⠀
Hold on. Let me get this straight. You, Ryo, being of sound mind and body, are practising abstinence?
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

⠀
Come here, let me feel your forehead. Do you have a fever?
⠀

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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I’m going to do a bloodless fast for as long as Ryo stays abstinent. So, thirty minutes?
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Because you’re clearly going through some sort of breakdown. Abstinence? Really?
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Hey, relax. You’re the one out here telling a joke over 20 days late.
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[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

@provsteffect ☩ So many reasons! I’m back now, though! Sort of——

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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April Fools was over like three weeks ago, what are you saying?
⠀

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

@provsteffect ☩ You missed my stupid ass????

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

@provsteffect ☩ oh hi there 👀👀

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

@provsteffect ☩ 👀

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

*ʙɪᴛᴇsᴍᴀʏʀᴇsᴜʟᴛɪɴᴜɴᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅsɪᴅᴇᴇғғᴇᴄᴛssᴜᴄʜᴀsʟɪɢʜᴛsᴇɴsɪsɪᴛʏ,ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴜɴᴛᴀʀʏʙᴀᴛᴛʀᴀɴsғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴs,ᴀʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅғᴏʀᴏʀɢᴀɴɪsᴇᴅʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏɴ,ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀɪsᴍᴏʀᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.

[—— ☩ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐋 @FangedLust]

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Let me bite you. I’ll give you cookies.
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