Austin Weber

Alpha Kappa Lambda • Personality of a 45 year old suburban Dad • Basically the Bee's knees

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

Big refrigerant makes the laws that regulate our fridges. Open your eyes people.

[John Avon Art @JohnAvonArt]

Competition Time! Win the classic Unhinged Set in limited edition aluminium. These large prints are ready to hang, one of only 100 of each produced, hand signed and numbered by John! https://t.co/xHisj9Evde
To enter like & retweet this post! Competition closes 21/8/23 2200 BST

[Dragon Shield @DragonShield_]

Wishing you luck in the year of the Rabbit!

The new year is upon us and we are celebrating with new Water Rabbit Brushed Art Sleeves! Available in both our sizes!

Giveaway: 2 packs of sleeves. Retweet to enter.

Follow/enable messages, so we can contact you if you win.

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

@challas07 Fingers crossed!

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

Say sike right now.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Betty White has died at age 99. https://t.co/vbkrBwyj9U

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

@kfcgaming Merry Christmas @kfcgaming ! Hoping Santa Brought me a KFConsole!

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

@wingstop I've got a game changing idea. Why not put stickers on your ranch/blue cheese cups to keep the lid on and prevent it from opening in the delivery bags?

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

@_mexiterranean Doom Patrol not half bad

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

@wanderingcliche This took my a solid 5 minutes to decrypt.

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

@Shake_n_Jake Put put or bust

[brady @BradyGlass3]

Coronavirus isn’t getting into my fraternity house without naming at least 5 actives

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

MARCH SADNESS BABY! WOOOO

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS.

Watch every second of this.

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

If you have ever drank a beer pong cup after the ball had touched the ground at a frat house, you're immune to the Coronavirus.

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

Well gang, I've worked for at a chocolate factory for a year now and I can honestly say I still hate chocolate.

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

I tried to tell my coworker "Colby, I'm going to the restroom." But then I switched to "You're in charge" halfway through. So I came out as me yelling "Colby, I'm in charge." Happy Monday.

[K-State Athletics @kstatesports]

Bark twice if you’re in Manhattan today.

#KStateFB

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

You think Donald Glover uses Childish Gambino as a stunt double?

[Austin Weber @Fangweber]

Dear Midwest,

You can be cold or you can be windy. Please stop being both.

Sincerely,
Everyone