Ray Romano Quotes

Parody. Not Actual Quotes from Ray Romano (as far as I know).

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"I was 30 days deep Into a horse Tranquilizer binge When I did ice Age 4."

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"asian? where, I will teach him to Stop being asian."

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"where are people Getting this idea that I'm gay? I have never Said I was gay."

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"I'm 230lbs of muscle, Bone and raw Comedy power. And I'm Gay"

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"I only Crap my pants to Make a statement, And I have alot To say"

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"you're Gay but that Doesn't make you wrong, You being Wrong does."

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"my body Is a temple, that's why I only Huff carpet cleaner And white paint."

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"don't quote Me to myself, I don't Remember saying Anything"

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"tell The press: ray Romano is On the loose!"

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"I stopped Smoking when I found out that gay People smoke!"

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"a Lady was Looking at me so I Threw a tile at her. I have a tile Guy connection."

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"Was the point of frasier to Make you gay because it Worked"

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"thanks For the likes, Homo"

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"I'm allowed to Call my fed-Ex driver the N-word because he's asian"

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"homosexual Urges? why do You urge For the Slurge?"

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"it's a Dog eat dog world, that's Why I'm robbing you"

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"get That Gay away from Me"

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"I named my son after my favorite thing: Greg"

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"obama was a Coward, that's Why he lost to AIDS"

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"there's a Dog Following me, he smells my Pocket hotdogs."