Tiffany Marshment

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[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

One of my employees referred to me as “the gayest straight ally” and I’m still gushing over it. 🥺🥰

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I made $40 worth of pasta salad and then we all tested positive for Covid. COOL.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Things I will never understand about myself: loves snakes, crippling fear of worms. Spiders aren’t scary if you talk to them. Fuck centipedes.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Currently laying on pillows & blankets on the floor, lights off, watching goosebumps with my 3.5yo best friend. Currently planning Friday the 13th through her teen/young adult years.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Until my water pitcher gets moldy and I think I’m going to die, resulting in throwing away all pitchers and bottles, then the cycle restarts.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I had stopped trusting the cleanliness of all cups/bottles in my home, so I exclusively drank cans of Diet Coke. In public, tap water was suspicious and bottled is bad for the environment, so again I chose Diet Coke. Now I have a Pur filter and brand new water bottle. I’m fine.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I think I’m going to add “caretaker of sick toddler for 3 days, alone, with 2 herniated discs” to my resume.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I got a tooth extracted today. They said no rice or grains. I ordered grape leaves and lemon(rice) soup. They’re soft tho.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I hate when everyone is napping, cause mama wants to nap too, but I also LOVE when they are quiet. 👀

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

dedicating my day to this queen who saw the senator who stripped her of her healthcare and ran him out of starbucks

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Dude. Food/eating phobias are intense. Silly and serious.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Last minute super bowl party: just us. With fevers. Throwing up. 🥳

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I keep going back and forth between “it’s getting better, I’m fine!” and “my life as I know it is over.”
Thank you, steroids. #roidrage #arthritis

[Danielle Brooks @thedanieb]

Blessing upon blessings. So grateful to announce I’ll be playing Sofia in the upcoming Color Purple movie. Here’s a clip of how I found out I got the part from Oprah herself. 💜💜for full video head to my IG: daniebb3

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

It’s like our creators got together and said “oh, so a bad spine wasn’t a large enough obstacle for our Tiffany, let’s see how she tackles a bad hip!”

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Turns out, it wasn’t that great. Covid vacation turned into “I threw my back out while coughing” vacation.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Poor joke, but I’ve definitely thought about coming in direct contact with covid just to have a forced “vacation”.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

I found my Twitter password AND Black TikTok today! #greatday

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

This life is exhausting and I need a break.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

My little human is truly an amazing soul. I hope she continues to feel empathy and spread kindness to others. I also hope she knows how much her mama loves these snuggles when she’s struggling with her health. ❤️

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

Toddler life: no one will ever know that Mama cleaned the living room today.

[Tiffany Marshment @FannyMoshment]

99% sure that I’ve forgotten how to socialize outside of work & being a mom.