Brian Fantana

My Penis is called the Octagon. But I also named my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. Parody account.

[KingDad @GRBragg]

“@Dodgers: America’s favorite mom, Florence Henderson, sang today’s National Anthem:” @FantanaBrian don’t u know her?

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

RT“@_Happy_Gilmore: Bubba Watson Nails Ridiculous Backward Putt at Mini Golf Course -> http://t.co/aoGkrqMk9k”BY THE HYMEN OF SHOOTERMcGAVIN

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

.@RaysJoeMaddon #MuskUp fellas.

[Joe Maddon @MaddHalos]

Conflicting aroma in dugout tonight. Porterfield overdosed on Brut. I had Aqua Velva Musk. Ordered more stuff shipped to Trop.

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

She was Chinese, or Brazilian... Or somethin' weird. #ThrowBackThursday

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

It's made with real bits of GlenLivet... So you know it's good!

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

@ScottHiga @petrosandmoney Leftover Bushmills ... stoled from @timconwayjr

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

P's on a roll RT “@PetrosAndMoney: My Boy @Tivo_Sensitivo saw the great @futureislands #tonight #jealoustros -p”

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

While some people say silicon breast implants are dangerous, I say...

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

#ThrowBackThursday He just burned his tongue.

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

She was Brazilian, or Chinese ... Or something weird.

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

#ThrowBackThursday He just burned his tongue.

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

East Harlem Shakedown .. Keep the cymbals splashy.. And Jay, Let's take the Bass Line for a walk... #YazzFlute

[JAY B @JAYBISTHEILLEST]

Check out my song "There's Something About Love" if you've ever been through a break up then this songs for you!
http://t.co/oRReIGfU6h

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

For Grammy Consideration Only! https://t.co/RzUzE2QBjl

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

PANDA JERK!

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

.@FantanaBrian It's quite pungent. #StingsTheNostrils In a good way

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real Panther, so you know it's good. #MuskUp

[Brian Fantana @FantanaBrian]

I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. #TheOctagon