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@AB84 Preach

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.@AdamAizer, avid follower of the show for years, you do an excellent job herding the cats. Can you guys PLEASE get off your dinosaurs and give us some half-PPR rankings this year, both pre-draft and weekly? This comes from a place of love.

Sincerely,

The entire fantasy world

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@JasonMoore @FFHitman Omg me tooooo

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.@Jamey and @daverichard, why are so high on Philly Defense this week? I ran this comp with Pats Def and saw you guys comprise 2 of the 6 experts in the fantasy community who have Eagles higher.

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@LCRA When do you expect it to be safe enough to swim in the Highland Lakes again?

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@AmericanAir new zucchini hummus at DFW admirals club was delicious.

Also, thanks for getting rid of the annoying advertisements before viewing inflight entertainment. Makes a big difference.

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@jasonmoore The meuth went poof

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Hey @jasonmoore and @FFHitman, if you’ve ever wondered whether anyone out there is getting your deep cut Tenacious D references, the answer is yes.

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@TheFFBallers did you turn down the volume on the intro music?!? TURN IT BACK UP! Intro was weak on yesterday’s show.

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@andyholloway @Tua can you settle this debate?

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Somebody please teach @andyholloway how to pronounce “Tagovailoa”. Hint: it does not contain the letter N.

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@andyholloway It’s a real tag twister!

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@SanDiegoAirport noticed tons of delays and cancellations today out of SAN on multiple airlines. More than usual. What was the cause?

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@andyholloway how did you guys miss the Clint “n00biak” pun on today’s show?! You’re better than that.

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@andyholloway Is there a new episode today or nah?

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.@TheFFBallers where is today’s episode?

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.@CBSFantasy fantasy points are not being reflected in the app OR online! WTF?!?!? Switching to Yahoo next season. This is unacceptable.

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@andyholloway Squatty Potty

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@andyholloway non-zero!!!

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