Fake Josh Pastner

Pastner's parody account. Just say NO to soft drinks and negative ninnies.

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

JOYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Georgia Tech Men’s Basketball @GTMBB]

#RoadKill = Gas Station ⛽️ 🍭

Even if we have to bring the gas station to us @AndyDemetra 2020 right??

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

@JasonSmith929 🖐

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

: - D https://t.co/gTqgfHh04b

[John Martin @JohnMartin929]

Ran into Georgia Tech coach Josh Pastner here in Atlanta. Asked him if he had one thing to say to Memphis, what would it be. He said: “I love Memphis.”

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

WAY! TO! GO! SUPER! villa! NOVA!

!!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

.@UMBCAthletics YOU DID IT! https://t.co/CMQNlSIF9F

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

Hiii everybody! IT'S TIME TO PILE DRIVE THE CAVALIERS!! hehehe

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

!! !!! !! I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL TUBB!! !!! !!

Just REMEMBER

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

@ericcrawford ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE ZEROS! !! !!! !! !

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

@ajc FIXED IT!

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

Patiently waiting by my beeper! !! ! 🕺🏻 https://t.co/Rfc46rs2FD

[Jacob Tamme @JacobTamme]

RT if you’ve turned down the Tennessee job

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

Hi Guys! 👋

Anyone have the phone number to the Grizzlies? 👨

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

All of your birthing days are now in my note book! ! ! ! 🤡🎉🎠🍭

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

Meeeee!

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

IT WORKS https://t.co/hbQslaETU1

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

Brain fuel for tomorrow's super duper match!

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

hi @JonRothstein

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

CLOSING OUT 2016 LIKE

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

@Sean_Nerny @BuzzTalkRadio 😍😍😍😍😍

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

HOOOLLLLYYY TOOOLLEEEEEEEEEEEEDO! 🤣

[Fake Josh Pastner @FantasyPastner]

@DaggumRoy POO MOUTH!